16 reasons why being Mormon is the best thing ever

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And it came to pass...

that being Mormon is the best thing you could ever do.

And here are 16 reasons why:

1. Two words: funeral potatoes.

Funeral potatoes are a must-have at any Mormon BBQ, ward activity, Sunday dinner, or linger-longer. And it's pretty obvious why: they're freaking delicious.

2. You can name your dog after Book of Mormon prophets and it's totally unique and hipster and soooooooooo in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nephi. Moroni. Moriancumer. Gideon. Abinadi. Zerahemla.

3. David Archuleta.

4. We get married in beautiful princess castles.

5. Free match-making services every Sunday in your local singles ward!

"A primary goal of a singles ward is to provide its members the chance to meet other singles of the opposite sex and eventually to be married. Singles in a certain area can then more easily find other singles of similar interests and beliefs, and eventually find a spouse." - Wikipedia.

Wikipedia never lies just saying...

6. We have super catchy children's music.

7. Every 6 months we have a legit religious excuse to stay home in our pajamas and do nothing for a weekend.

#ldsconf

8. Mormon missionaries.

I mean, come on. Look at how totally amazing they are.

http://www.missiongeek.net/2015/05/20-inspiring-mission-photos/

9. The church is exactly the same all around the entire world, so you're basically part of a huge family.

Just join any Mormon-based Facebook group and instantly have 1028341748721 friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Mormon mommy blogs.

They're addicting. Don't say I didn't warn you.

http://www.merricksart.com/

writingrainbows.blogspot.com

11. Families can be together forever.

A huge part of Mormon doctrine is the belief that our family relationships will continue even after this life. In Mormonism, there is no "until death do us part" because we believe in eternal marriage.

Lol sorry future husband cause you're gonna be stuck with me for...

12. Utah.

If you want to meet lots of happy Mormon people, you can find most of us conveniently located in a state near you!

13. We have our own secret code language that nobody else understands.

CTR. LDS. YM. YW. YSA. RS. GA. RM. ZL. AP. BOM. D&C. DL. EFY.

But for your personal convenience, here is the most up-to-date and accurate Mormon dictionary.

http://bycommonconsent.com/2014/07/24/mormon-jargon-2/

14. I mean, I just found this meme and it made me laugh so...

15. We have The Book of Mormon.

16. Mormon girls are like onions.
For your information, there's a lot more to us than people think...

For example, we make people cry and we wear lot of cute and stylish and adorable and beautiful and chic and wonderful and amazing and fashionable layers!!!!!!!!!!