1. Original Glazed: You're comfortable and happy with your life, but you can't seem to shake that nagging feeling in the back of your mind telling you that you could do better. You're scared of taking risks because you're afraid that if you try something new, you'll realize how much your current life sucks. You hate change and still haven't updated to iOS 7. But your life isn't always bad. Sometimes the "Hot Doughnuts" sign is on, and then, if only for a little while, your life is in first place.
2. Chocolate Iced Glazed: See description of original glazed, but add the following correction: you have updated to iOS 7.
3. Chocolate Iced with Sprinkles: You are an energetic, fun-loving person, but you can't seem to let go of your childhood. You get really upset when someone misquotes a Disney movie, and you use Netflix mainly to watch Arthur, Cyber Chase, and The Land Before Time.
4. Chocolate Iced Kreme Filled: You usually end up regretting your life choices, just like you end up regretting eating this kind of doughnut. It always seems like a good choice at the time, but when you look back on it, you probably would have been better off with a sprinkled doughnut or even an original glazed. But time after time, no matter what, you go back to the chocolate iced kreme filled. To those who are in love with this kind of doughnut: this is your wake-up call. You deserve better.
5. Glazed Raspberry Filled: When given the choice between something chocolate and something fruity, you pick the something fruity. You therefore have a serious mental condition that needs to be addressed ASAP.
6. Glazed Chocolate Cake: You like to think that you're classy and high-end when, in reality, you're not.
7. Glazed Sour Creme: You are a risk taker and frequently wander off the beaten path. Your willingness to try new and daring things has given you both a great sense of fulfillment in your life and a great taste in Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.
8. Pumpkin: You wear Uggs, watch Pretty Little Liars, and Instagram your Starbucks.
9. Traditional Cake: You are really boring and have a monotone voice. Cornelius Fudge is your favorite Harry Potter character, and you are probably in Hufflepuff.
10. Powdered Cake: Your life is a mess and you aren't a very organized person. You do laundry once every three months, and you use your shirt to wipe your mouth when you eat.
11. Apple Fritter: You are constantly in a state of confusion and denial because apple fritters aren't even real doughnuts.
12. Chocolate Iced Custard Filled: Ew.
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But what about maple?
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