My year in selfies.

Let's all just collectively admit that we each take approximately 1,359,203 selfies a year.  Trust me, I follow enough of you on Instagram to know that I'm not the only one.  And out of those 1,359,203 selfies, usually only one looks good, or maybe two if we're lucky.  I've lived on this spinning ball we call earth for 18 years, and this whole 1 out of 1,359,203 thing is the most validating proof I have that life is cruel and unfair.     

So anyway.  I was looking through the pictures on my phone/computer and was a little embarrassed by all the selfies I have.  But then I got over it and decided to share them all with you because I'm obviously super narcissistic and obsessed with myself.  So without further ado, here is my year in selfies.

1.  First Brazil selfie because I'm from Brazil and stuff.

2.  Selfie from when I told everyone that I dyed my hair red when I actually didn't.  I don't know why I thought this was so funny but whatever.  Like OH I'M SUPER COOL BECAUSE I USED PICNIK TO CHANGE MY HAIR COLOR HAHAAAAAA.  This is probably why I don't have any friends.



4.  Crying selfie.  I cry very frequently because I just have a lot of feelings.
 

5.  HAIRCUT SELFIE WHOOOOOOOO.


6.  The "I'm from Michigan and I have a Taylor Swift poster" selfie.


7.  The classic "School sucks and I hate studying" selfie.
 

8.  The "School still sucks and I still hate studying" selfie.


9.  The best selfie I've ever taken.
 

10.  The "Proof that I'm actually from Brazil because I have a cup that says 'I love Rio' in Portuguese" selfie.
 

11.  The "Why am I a math major because I hate math and it sucks" selfie. 


12.  The "Hi, I'm Emma and I bought fake glasses as an accessory because I'm an idiot" selfie.


13.  I don't even know but my eyes are blue and that's fun I guess.


14.  The "NATURAL HAIR DON'T CARE" selfie. 


15.  The basic duck face selfie.


So yeah.  I'm basically a model or whatever.  It's super casual.  And just so you guys know, I'll be selling autographed prints of selfie #9 on Ebay, Amazon,  and Etsy.  So make sure that you buy one because it's a super flattering and high-quality picture.